Woah bro your dick is SO massive it is just SO ridiculously awe inspiringly big it literally eclipses everything in size and scope your just such an alpha male trolling people on a porn website all day it makes big burly manly men cry of joy just to witness your jaw dropping wit
Niger porn
YOU CANNOT KILL ME! I AM OMEGA!
What am I doing with my life?
When the post nut clarity, guilt, and shame hit all at once
Would 🙏
Would get assigned to an insane asylum? Cause you’re crazy if you think your blob fish-looking ass has a chance
Bro we all have our dick in our hand, ain’t none of us gettin play so just chill
Heh, you mean none of *you*. I get bitches, I just stick around to make incels like you piss themselves in anger
dang, he’s two steps ahead.
If you get “Bitches”, then why tf are you on a porn site? It’s like owning a Ferrari and choosing to take the bus.
Because I love how pressed you virgins get, simple
I know damn well you get zero bitches rage baiting on a porn site 💀
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Fucking Cap
Woah bro your dick is SO massive it is just SO ridiculously awe inspiringly big it literally eclipses everything in size and scope your just such an alpha male trolling people on a porn website all day it makes big burly manly men cry of joy just to witness your jaw dropping wit
Speech less relevant than Kamala
Who tf is “we”, you speaking french or something?
Dickriding Nick like y’all always do
Aww, is someone jealous? Don’t worry, I know you want a piece of me too.
Nah, go to one of your imaginary bitches. Ain’t nobody want some of your deep sea eel looking ass